I have never understood golf courses. They love to send cute chicks around to sell you beer, but if they catch you watering their foliage after you've had 4 or 5 beers, they get their panties all in a twist. As a result, booze loving golfers end up in a jam. You can't pee outside, and you sure as hell can't trek all the way back to the clubhouse to pee inside. Well, the UroClub is here to save the day. The UroClub looks exactly like a 7-iron, but it is hollow and comes with a nice privacy towel. Simply pop the top, attach the towel to your belt, drop your zipper and then get down to business.
The UroClub is intended to eliminate anxiety and any feeling of uneasiness on the course. It can be emptied at the nearest restroom or later on when the golfer returns home.
Capacity: Over half a liter, twice the volume commonly urinated.
Length: Like a standard 7 Iron
Only $49.95.
Order two for only $74.92!!!
Order two for only $74.92!!!
To order, call UroClub now at 866-999-4URO; that's 866-999-4876 ...
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